Unimaginative is, as unimaginative is, as unimaginative is ... you are now sworn into office ... unimaginat ...

This week we're being told that the Coyle property is back off the table as it pertains to a future city-county government center.

Next week, the might wheel of unimaginative non-communication will be given a mighty heave, the press will be breathlessly summoned, and mass yawning attacks will break out in all corners of the Open Air Museum.

Meanwhile, I have a vision of the following TV report flickering onto the tube, and higher-ranking local elected officials glaring at it numbly for as many as four seconds before savagely fingering the remote control to "does not compute": Project Green: Is "old" the new "green"?

Yeah, I know; NA-FC, where ideas go to die and be murdered, and all that (weary sigh of disgust).