Enjoy your Hummer drive to the foot of the driveway to collect your on-demand right wing propaganda.

I love it.

One day it's "Drill Baby Drill," and the next, it becomes "let's not politicize this environmental tragedy."

Yep, the nuances of irony escape the Right (referred to in my household as "the Wrong"), but one thing's for sure: Petroleum addiction crosses all party lines -- right, One Southern Indiana?

I've heard talk of a "Nuke option" for the oil spill. The nuke option would best be directed against both of America's main political parties.

That's insomnia for you ...