I felt your pain, and I came up with a solution. All I needed was a pitchman.
BAYLOR: Starving for education
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ReplyDeleteEven though I got to see a teaser to this column the other night, I still am LMAO. Humor and a great message. Good job.
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ReplyDeleteGo ahead and send me one and I'll respond (and pay) later.
ReplyDeleteI lloked at the adult dvd and bookstore and couldnt find one. Is this offer mail order only and not available in stores?
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