Today's Tribune column: "Saturnalia or bust."

And that's all I have to say about it.

BAYLOR: Saturnalia or bust

The roots of my longstanding Yuletide antipathy might be traced to any number of Freudian conceits, Jungian counter-thrusts, references to childhood toilet training habits or the sheer pervasiveness of psychological repression stemming from Jethro Bodine’s inexplicable role as my 3rd District councilman, but in truth, it’s far simpler than all that.