At least we know who the next female mayoral candidate will be.Wiseheart throws name in for Indiana Senate seat
“I really feel like this is a path that God has opened doors in areas [for me], and we can see where this is a calling for me in this time in our life,” Wiseheart said with her husband, Jim, and her friend and fellow board member, Rebecca Gardenour, sitting by her side.
Meanwhile, I was following a golf cart down Main Street when a seemingly empty Chick-Fil-A bag tumbled off the back. Stopping to snag it and dispose of properly, I found these ketchup-smeared, Wiseheart for Senate platform notes protruding from it:
Jobs: Taking a cue from those nice, clean, private religious schools where God is still openly worshipped, all employed Hoosiers should wear uniforms. That way, it’s easier for us to spot the ones too lazy to work.
Education: In the interest of nickels and dimes, we must close Silver Street Elementary immediately so my previous board doesn’t have to refund that pricy consultant’s money.
Sports: No more high school stadiums to be named after terminally ill coaches, especially if they're alive to acknowledge the tribute.
Environment: Return Linden Meadows to the overgrown and abandoned condition it was in before those uppity people wanted to house poor people there inside all those stupid old houses.
Taxes: As a fiscally responsible licensed insurance appraiser, I will work nights and weekends to personally establish the correct property tax rate on your house so that we can better continue starving local government of revenue and drown city hall in its own bathtub.
That was satire. S-A-T-I-R-E.
For the candidate's real web site, go here.
Okay, here: Team Wiseheart. Really.
Colossians 3:23 - Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men...
ReplyDeleteThis is incorporated directly into Wiseheart's logo.
Working for men, and women, is, to this believer, working for the Lord. That raw attempt to claim as her own slogan for government service bothers me.
Paul also had advice for the church in Rome, as analyzed by The Grace Institute:
True worship doesn't happen by attending a church service. Instead true worship happens:
…when we sacrificially serve one another through the exercise of our spiritual gifts (12:3-8).
…when we love each other as we love ourselves (12:9-13), 13:8-10).
…when we love our enemies (12:14-21) and submit to governing authorities (13:1-7).
…when we give up our rights for the sake of others' weaknesses (14:1-23).
… when we don't seek to please ourselves, but others (15:1-6).
These things require that we make a sacrifice, and therefore, is true worship.
Her bio list her husband's education but doesn't list hers.
ReplyDeleteIf you're supposed to be voting for God's will anyway, what difference does her bio make?
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