In 2013, New Albany will be 200 years old. Let's brainstorm on the topic of official bicentennial slogans.
New Albany -- where ordinance enforcement goes to die and be buried in Larry Kochert's garage.
New Albany: From plate glass to broken window panes in only 200 years.
New Albany: Two centuries of bad manners and cretinous politics.
New Albany -- Land of the indentured tenant, home of the slumlord.
New Albany: Our Coffey is cold and the Price is wrong.
You get the feeling, eh?
But seriously, lest I again find myself accused of hating my town by virtue of stating the obvious, are there any positive, uplifting slogans that we can use, and that can be said aloud without choking on the irony?
New Albany - Yeah we know, don't hold your breath.
ReplyDeletenew albany...at least you don't live in baghdad!
ReplyDeletenew albany...at least we have one thing going right...Rogers beer!!!
ReplyDeleteNew Albany - 200 years of Historical Preservation!
ReplyDelete(Same politicians, same problems)
New Albany - Discover the Procrastination Difference!
New Albany - You'll leave feeling better about your town!
For ROCK: New Albany – The City That Never Peeps
ReplyDeleteFor Kentuckians: New Albany – Where Education Doesn’t Pay
For Slumlords: New Albany – Don’t Mess with Taxes
For Everyone Else: New Albany – Turn Right to Get to the Boat
New Albany: In Another 200 Year We’ll be in the 21st Century.
ReplyDeleteNew Albany - For Two Hundred Years a Frontier Town and Proud of it!
ReplyDelete100 Years of Building
ReplyDelete100 years of Destruction
Shall we Dance?
New Albany: Where Coffey Grinds You
ReplyDeleteIt’s the Novelty Lighter, Stupid!
ReplyDeleteNew Albany-We Make Our Own Beer...So We Got That Goin' On For Us...Which is Nice
ReplyDelete(shamelessly "borrowed" from www.austinhomebrew.com. and caddy shack)
"Turn right to get to the boat" is my choice.
ReplyDeleteOne more...New Albany: A great place for "them people"
New Albany: Threatening to be somebody
ReplyDelete"New Albany - You'll leave feeling better about your town!"
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite one, although they're all really good!
New Albany - Where the needs of a few, out weigh the needs of many.
ReplyDeletenew albany..stuck in the 60's
ReplyDeleteNew Albany: Only on Friday nights at White Castles does anything really get accomplished!
ReplyDeleteNew Albany: Land of Opportunity to do Better!
ReplyDeleteNA - Fascism For Dumbies:
ReplyDeleteOf Late I Think of Cliffordville II:
It's like a classic black and white movie,... but in glorious technicolor!
Edward, you must mean the WANTS of few, not their needs, so they can... ya know, continue with the lifestyle they have grown accustomed to.
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