Available in watermelon flavor, or so I'm told.

The other day, in a comment appended to a blog posting here at NAC, I wrote this:

First Jeff Gahan was in bed with Dan Coffey (sewers), and now Steve Price (redistricting).

Do they sell full body condoms down at Cleopatra's adult book store?

Upon further reflection, I've reached the conclusion that there's absolutely no reason for me to retract it.

Over and out.