Deadly descriptive phrases in the English language, from the United Kingdom to Councilman Cappuccino’s patio.

I caught this on the Internet last week:

An upcoming video game from the maker of the "Grand Theft Auto" series came under fire Tuesday in the United States and Britain, where the government's ratings board banned sales for what it called an "unremitting bleakness."

Here in New Albany, “unremitting bleakness” refers not to a computer game, but to the future prospects for the 1st council district under the continued stewardship of Dan Coffey.