Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Forecast: Unintentional self-parody with a chance of psychosis

Thanks to R for the submission.

LET'S PLAY NUMBSKULL!

Surely, it isn't true that England would invite alien invaders to suck precious bodily fluids from the residents of New Albany.

Who is supporting Mayor Elect Doug England on this proposal?

Is the purpose of this idea being used to force Project Blue Book to establish a research center on New Albany Riverfront.

When did this idea surface?


We invite readers to invent their own lunatic smears. Please limit yourselves to the four paragraph model provided by Vicki Ann Denschak (Professor Erik[a]).

It's my way or Highway 111...right?

6 comments:

Meatbe said...

Surely, it isn't true that England would put barriers across Grant Line Road to block actual professors of political science from entering New Albany.

Who is supporting Mayor Elect Doug England on this proposal?

Is the purpose of the idea being used to protect the sham being perpetrated by bogus professors?

When did this idea surface? It's Grant Line or no line, right?

John Gonder said...

Is this the 86-111 project we've been reading about?

Ceece said...

*snort*

these are awesome!

Highwayman said...

Y'all need an Elector or two or thr.....!

Matt Nash said...

LETS PLAY HARDBALL...
Surely, it isn't true that England would put barriers across the road to block the Riverboat traffic on Highway 111.

Yes, it is true, and please stop calling me Shirley.

Highwayman said...

I take it back. Don't waste the Elector!

Anyone who seriously beleives that a mayor can put up roadblocks on a state highway needs way more help than even good beer can provide.

Did I miss the newsflash about the inmates escaping from the mental institution again??

Y'all are starting to worry me!