Over at Twitter, Deaf Gahan Sardonicus is ON FIRE -- but after all, that's why he's here.

If you are a devotee of the "electric Twitter machine" (credit CP Pierce) and are not following Deaf Gahan, it's time to play catch-up. Hilarity and brutal accuracy all at once? It's lovely, just lovely.

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Deaf Gahan has become Sardonicus, but what is to be our verdict?