Submitted to NA Confidential with this comment:
This is an ad in the New Albany-Floyd County School Corporation's 2018-2019 school directory -- on page 2 no less! Ridiculous spending. Maybe the tagline should be "Brighter futures are made in Southern Indiana unless you try to cross Spring Street." Or maybe, "One day if you try hard enough, you too can be a street sweeper in NA."
If street sweeping is a skilled trade, Wendy Dant Chesser no doubt would agree with Gahan's ad placement -- so I fixed it.
Have you ever wondered just how much taxpayer money City Hall spends to promote Gahan's cult of personality?
Providentially, there's a ballot box solution.