However, today's Tuesday edition is special.
It's the VALENTINE'S DAY version of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS. Thanks to The Sun for these verse-iful ideas.
Tax-Increment-Financed you once, TIF you still,
TIFed you then, and always will.
Masterful beak-wetter, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
All you need is love. But a little bulging envelope now and then doesn’t hurt.
(Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my pasty ... )
Perfect segue, kind sir. It's a holiday for lovers, so let's kiss and make up.
6 words for kissing (Oxford Dictionaries)
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