Boy oh boy, the city of New Albany listens!
And what elderly Democratic Party voters are telling us is that we don't need no stinking fiber optic network just to build pallets at J & J!
Who needs fiber optic, anyway? We have all these old phones stacked up in the back room down at the Street Department!
There's just one little problem, so if anyone remembers how often you have to change those little cassettes in the answering machine, please let us know!
Just drop a note in the mailbox! It'll get right to us, because we have one of those cool pneumatic tubes like the one at the White House back when we were kids!
Two companies could bring fiber Internet to Louisville homes, by Chris Otts (WDRB)
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) -- A British company is considering building a fiber-optic network that would provide super-fast Internet connections throughout the old City of Louisville, according to a proposed franchise agreement on file with the Metro Council.