Thursday, March 07, 2013

Dwarfs, leprechauns and a poor taste pinnacle of sorts.

Below is the unexpurgated text of an e-mail I received yesterday.

Given the tone of Bil Brown's "Who I Am" on-line resume, my guess is that this dwarf solicitation is an elaborate, hidden cam joke for the greater good of artistic expression.

If not, then it's about as depressing as this photo (via TM):


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Dwarf LEPRECHAUNS for NEW ALBANIAN BREWING

Bil Brown
NINESIXTYNINE Creative Arts
Ph #: (502) 509 2451
Email: BilBrown969@gmail.com

Dear Mr Roger Baylor:

This is Bil Brown from NINESIXTYNINE Creative Arts here ---- I hope this message finds you well today!

I have something FUN to pitch to you today ------ this Saturday March 9 is the Louisville St Patricks Day Parade and next weekend March 16/17 is St Patrick's Day Weekend.

I have a client who is a DWARF ACTOR (named DAVID) --- he is a real life DWARF, and he is interested in working appearance gigs for the St Patricks season as a LEPRECHAUN.

I know you are probably setting up ST PATRICKS DAY parties/events/promotions for the NEW ALBANIAN BREWHOUSE ---- would you be interested in having a real life (and fully COSTUMED) LEPRECHAUN at any of your St Patty's events?

At his appearances, David (as LEPRECHAUN) takes photos with children and party attendees, typically gives away chocolate gold coins or other prizes.......helps with or hosts any GAMES, RAFFLES, on-site SCAVENGER HUNTS, CONTESTS, or PRIZE GIVEAWAYS at the Event, etc....

David maintains professionalism at parties but is also outgoing and has a “good time” with patrons, attendees, and staff.

I also have a few other DWARF actors, if you would like to have multiple LEPRECHAUNS at your location.

Let me know what you think and if you guys would be interested in booking any DWARVES to be LEPRECHAUNS for special appearances at NEW ALBANIAN BREWHOUSE.

This would be FUN, COMICAL, and UNFORGETTABLE for your customers ---- for both KIDS and ADULTS! We look forward to hearing from you.

Best Regards,

Bil Brown
NINESIXTYNINE Creative Arts
Ph #: (502) 509 2451
Email: BilBrown969@gmail.com

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