Monday, February 01, 2010

Red-carpet gala gives way to institutional lashings as council prepares to meet.

The fact that tonight's city council agenda includes no mention of Sewer Wars, Volume 324 does not preclude the likelihood that grandstanding of an epic, operatic quality will occur, especially from the Steve Price Memorial Congenital Obstruction Caucus.

If I were the elusive sewer cash cow that is the subject of Cappuccino's nightly erotic dreams, I'd be concealing my teats from scrutiny.

Will King Larry materialize?

Can Erika return from high tea in Italia in time for the show?

Do the “Fact” Masters, numbly repetitive backing band for Brother Price’s Traveling Deprivation Show, still include his chart-topping single, “Paralysis,” on their set list?

When that federal agent in the mighty, wrathful sewer submarine arrives, how many of us can hitch a ride to Gloryland, where the streets don't need paving because the sewer ditches run through 'em?

I have goose bumps ... but a few Hoptimi should take care of that.

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